Title: Let's Get Down to Business
Rating: G
Word Count: 256
Summary: You seem to be missing something. This represents discipline, and this represents strength. You need both to perform Inception. (aka Mulan song parody)
Notes: Thanks to reinventweather for helping me find something that rhymes with "suits". ♥

ARTHUR:
Let's get down to business
To outsmart projections
Floating down the hallway
With badass, sleek guns
You're the tamest group I've ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Somehow I'll make you all badass too!

Inception isn't easy
If you don't prepare
Paradoxes ready
So you won't despair
I'm impressed but don't get arrogant
We still have more to do
So that I can make you badass too!

COBB:
I'm just gonna strut around
EAMES:
Dream a little bigger darling
ARIADNE:
I really just want to work on my design
FISCHER:
Security's gonna run me down
YUSUF:
I can't believe I'm driving
SAITO:
Did I mention that I bought the airline?

ARTHUR:
(Be badass)
We must be ready for any outcome
(Be badass)
And look exquisite in tailored suits
(Be badass)
Our totems get us through any dream
With PASIV tech, we'll settle your disputes!

Gravity has failed us
And the kick is now
I'll still find time to drop you
As the clock allows
I just need some specificity
Is that the best that you can do?
How could I make you all badass too?

ALL:
(Be badass)
We must be ready for any outcome
(Be badass)
And look exquisite in tailored suits
(Be badass)
Our totems get us through any dream
With PASIV tech, we'll settle your disputes!

(Be badass)
We must be ready for any outcome
(Be badass)
And look exquisite in tailored suits
(Be badass)
Our totems get us through any dream
With PASIV tech, we'll settle your disputes!

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